January 2010
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Peace out 2009, I’m over you because you sucked balls, but the decade was pretty expectacular. My last word on tumblr in the 2000s will be: Fornication
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Let's Start the New Year by Spelling Shit Right →
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“I’m the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.”
– Bette Davis
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“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.”
– Mae West
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“I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.”
– Marilyn Monroe
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Myspace FTL
tumblrisforfaggots: Delete your fucking myspace. I don’t understand how one website can produce so much shit. If Myspace was a store, it would be Goodwill. If it was a candy, it would actually be dirt. If it was a housing project, it would be a trailer park. Let me break this down… 1. Myspace Music “Thanks for the add. Listen to my cool band~!!” …Or, I could shove plastic forks into every hole...
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It’s good to do kegels anywhere, like while driving :)
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clientsfromhell: Client: We are not moving forward with the project, the shopping cart doesn’t meet our needs. Me: Ok there is still a balance due on the project that needs to be paid. Client: We don’t see it that way, so we aren’t going to pay. Me: Completed work does need to be paid for. Client: Again, we don’t see it that way. Wow. I would’ve choked this person out!
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Simple Yet Genius →
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In 2010...
In 2010, I am going to develop a drinking habit…worse than the average| Rather than cursing people in my head and smiling, when they get on my nerves, in 2010, I will curse them in their faces and smile.| in 2010, I am going to develop an eating disorder…anorexia or bulimia… (Haven’t quite decided which disorder suites me better), and become a stripper… named Mimi.| in 2010, I’m not going to...
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